Friday, June 12, 2009

- let's learn Japanese -

i lied.
this is just a list of 2ch terms/abbreviations/!33t words that i like :B
note: some of them are just my personal interpretation. do comfirm with Mr. Google if you're interested ;)


・ wwwww ・
w = *grins*

・ 自宅警備員 ・
pronunciation: jitaku keibiin.
jitaku = home. keibiin = guard.
meaning: a person who stays at home all day and never goes out. a fancy word for hikikomori.

・ ksk ・
pronunciation: kasoku (加速). literal meaning: accelerate.
usage: when you want someone to talk/move/do things faster.

・ kwsk ・
pronunciation: kuwashiku (詳しく). literal meaning: ..detailed?
usage: when you're asking someone to explain something with more details.

・ ggrks ・
pronunciation: gugurekasu (ググレカス).
gugure = google it (imperative tone). kasu = scum.
meaning: stop depending on others, google it by yourself you scumbag!

・ DQN ・
pronunciation: dokyun.
meaning: delinquent who looks dumb, or someone who looks like he/she has no common sense.

・ gkbr ・
pronunciation: gakuburu. abbreviation of "gakugaku buruburu (ガクガクブルブル)".
meaning: *trembles with fear*
this ----> (((( ;゚Д゚)))

・ wktk ・
pronunciation: wakuteka. abbreviation of "wakuwaku tekateka (ワクワクテカテカ)".
wakuwaku = be nervous/anxious (when anticipating something).
tekateka = shiny/glossy = *sparkle sparkle*.
meaning: [feeling] looking forward to something with a beating heart.
this ↓↓
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
  (0゚・∀・)
  (0゚∪ ∪ +
  と__)__)   +


・ gdgd ・
pronunciation: gudaguda (グダグダ).
meaning: lazy/demotivated/slovenly/sloppy.

・ orz ・
pronunciation: --.
[emoticon] a depressed person dropping on to his/her knees.
other ways of expressing it......
OTL ○ ̄_

・ mjdk ・
pronunciation: majideka (マジでか). meaning: really?!
words with the same meaning: mjd (majide), mjsk (majisuka)..

・ ktkr ・
pronunciation: kitakore (キタコレ).
meaning: (after much anticipation) finally it's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

・ (ry ・
pronunciation: ryaku (略). literal meaning: omitted.
used at the end of an unfinished phrase when one feels like omitting the rest of the words/when it's really obvious what he/she's going to say next.

・ リア充 ・
pronunciation: riajuu. abbreviation of "riaru ga juujitsu (リアル[現実の生活]が充実)".
riaru = real --> reality life. juujitsu = substantial.
refers to someone who has a "substantial" life, i.e. someone who's not a NEET/hikikomori + has a gf/bf + has a life.

・ アッーーーーー! ・
pronunciation: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhh......!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
meaning: the moaning sound of a certain gay man (during s3x?) from "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream", probably one of the most famous gay videos in Japan? please refer to *warning R18 - well not really* Babylon Stage34 真夏の夜の淫夢 〜the IMP〜.
used frequently when something "gay" happens.

・ JK ・
pronunciation: jay-kay. abbreviation of (a) "joushikiteki ni kangaero (常識的に考えろ)"; or (b) "joshikousei (女子高生)".
meaning: (a) think commonsensically (often in an annoyed tone); (b) senior high school girl(s).

・ だれうま ・
pronunciation: dareuma. abbreviation of "dare ga umai koto ie (誰が上手いこと言え)".
literal meaning: someone please say something nice (i.e. praise) to him/her!
praise word, used when someone makes a clever comment.

・ 今北産業 ・
pronunciation: imakitasangyou. = 今来た三行 (just came, three lines).
abbreviation of "ima kita watashi ni koremade no nagare wo sangyou de setsumei shite kudasai (今来た私にこれまでの流れを三行で説明してください)".
meaning: i've just come/entered (the thread), can anyone please explain to me the flow/contents of the topic up to now in three lines?

・ 静岡 ・
originally it's Shizuoka, the name of a prefecture in Japan.
in this context.. 静(shizuka) = silent. 岡(oka) = hill.
∴静岡 = Silent Hill. <-- the name of a movie/horror game by KONAMI.

・ 鯖 ・
pronunciation: saba.
--> saabaa (サーバー) = web server.

・ 升 ・
--> chiito (チート) = cheat.

・ ノシ ・
[action] *waves hand*


simple exercise:
Q: what do these mean?
オワタハジマタ馬杉ワロスプゲラ空気嫁池面

hint.. if you read them out loud they sound like this.
owata. hajimata. umasugi. warosu. pugera. ノ. kuukiyome. ikemen.

others:

ネ申 ( --> 神 [kami; god])。
アソパソマソ (asopasomaso --> アンパンマン [anpanman; an anime character])。
スマソ (sumaso --> スマン [suman; sorry])。
タヒね ( --> 死ね [shine; die]) **also 氏ね
( --> 信者 [shinja; here it means something like "hardcore fans", too lazy to explain it in more detail])
K殺 ( --> 警察 [keisatsu; police])



^p^

1 Comments:

Blogger Nai Jiew Mil 奈九米二 said...

waha these things are damn cool. esp the saba and chiito kinds. :D

Saturday, June 13, 2009 12:01:00 PM  

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