- too early for mankind to understand -

「人類には早すぎる動画」というタグを付けられた動画です。
意味ぷーだけど結構楽しい。見てたらなんか、ハレグゥを思い出したww
this is a video tagged "a video which is too early for mankind".
cryptic anime, but quite fun. kinda reminds me of Haré+Guu lol..


『ぷにぷに☆ぽえみぃ (Puni Puni ☆ Poemy)』
脚本＆構成：黒田洋介 (Scriptwriter: Kuroda Yousuke)
キャラクターデザイン：石野 聡 (Character Design: Ishino Satoshi)
音楽：増田俊郎 (Music: Masuda Toshio)
監督：ワタナベシンイチ (Director: Watanabe Shin'ichi)
アニメーション制作：J.C.STAFF (Animation: J.C.STAFF)

サイト抜粋：
「『エクセル・サーガ』のお騒がせスタッフが送る、新感覚新世紀オリジナル魔法少女アニメーション！メカありバカあり魔法あり、何でもありありのアニメワールドで無意味に可愛い美少女たちが、これまた無意味に暴れまわる、無駄にハイクオリティなお騒がせアニメ！」
Extract from the Website:
"Presenting to you, by the troublemaking staff from Excel Saga, an original new-sensational new-millennial magical girls animation! There's mecha, there's baka, there's magic - everything and anything can happen in this anime world. It is an unnecessarily high-quality anime, where meaninglessly cute bishoujo rage around meaninglessly!"

・・・こんなもんかな？意訳なのでご注意。
... something like that? please note that it's not a word-for-word translation ;)

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英語版です。日本語版が見たい方は、ようつべかニコ動で検索してみてくらさい★
this is the English version. those who wish to see the Japanese version, please search via Youtube or Niconico Video★

R-18..?

Part 1 - 1/3

Part 1 - 2/3

Part 1 - 3/3


Part 2 - 1/3

Part 2 - 2/3

Part 2 - 3/3


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Note - Anime which are related to these people/organization:-
[Kuroda Yousuke]
Trigun, Infinite Ryvius, Excel Saga, Scryed, Onegai Teacher, MADLAX, Honey & Clover, Demonbane, Hayate no Gotoku etc...

[Ishino Satoshi]
Detective Conan, Magic Knight Rayearth, Kaito Saint Tail, Tokyo Mew Mew, Keroro Gunso, Mai-HIME, Basilisk, BLEACH, Fate/stay night, DEATH NOTE, Kaze no Stigma, Bamboo Blade, Fullmetal Alchemist, Alien 9 etc...

[Masuda Toshio (commonly known as "Tosh")]
Di Gi Charat, NARUTO, Mushishi, Ghost Hunt etc...

[Watanabe Shin'ichi (commonly known as "Nabeshin")]
Excel Saga, Yamatonadeshiko Shichihenge, Akazukin Chacha, Mahojin Guru Guru, Kochikame, Kodomo no Omocha, Gakuen Alice, Eyeshield 21, Hayate no Gotoku, Mushiuta, Zettai Karen Children etc...

[J.C.Staff]
Revolutionary Girl Utena, Kare Kano, Sorcerous Stabber Orphen, Excel Saga, Kaikan Phrase, Yami no Matsuei, Love Hina, Azumanga Daioh, Spiral, Mahoutsukai-Tai, R.O.D -the TV-, Tsukihime, Maburaho, LOVELESS, Honey & Clover, Shakugan no Shana, Ghost Hunt, Busou Renkin, Nodame Cantabile, Nabari no Ou, Slayers, Toradora, Hayate no Gotoku etc...

- let's learn Japanese -

i lied.
this is just a list of 2ch terms/abbreviations/!33t words that i like :B
note: some of them are just my personal interpretation. do comfirm with Mr. Google if you're interested ;)


・ wwwww ・
w = *grins*

・ 自宅警備員 ・
pronunciation: jitaku keibiin.
jitaku = home. keibiin = guard.
meaning: a person who stays at home all day and never goes out. a fancy word for hikikomori.

・ ksk ・
pronunciation: kasoku (加速). literal meaning: accelerate.
usage: when you want someone to talk/move/do things faster.

・ kwsk ・
pronunciation: kuwashiku (詳しく). literal meaning: ..detailed?
usage: when you're asking someone to explain something with more details.

・ ggrks ・
pronunciation: gugurekasu (ググレカス).
gugure = google it (imperative tone). kasu = scum.
meaning: stop depending on others, google it by yourself you scumbag!

・ DQN ・
pronunciation: dokyun.
meaning: delinquent who looks dumb, or someone who looks like he/she has no common sense.

・ gkbr ・
pronunciation: gakuburu. abbreviation of "gakugaku buruburu (ガクガクブルブル)".
meaning: *trembles with fear*
this ----> (((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))

・ wktk ・
pronunciation: wakuteka. abbreviation of "wakuwaku tekateka (ワクワクテカテカ)".
wakuwaku = be nervous/anxious (when anticipating something).
tekateka = shiny/glossy = *sparkle sparkle*.
meaning: [feeling] looking forward to something with a beating heart.
this ↓↓
+　　　+
　 ∧＿∧ 　+
　 （0ﾟ･∀･）
　 （0ﾟ∪ ∪ +
　 と＿_)__)　　　+


・ gdgd ・
pronunciation: gudaguda (グダグダ).
meaning: lazy/demotivated/slovenly/sloppy.

・ orz ・
pronunciation: --.
[emoticon] a depressed person dropping on to his/her knees.
other ways of expressing it......
OTL ○￣_

・ mjdk ・
pronunciation: majideka (マジでか). meaning: really?!
words with the same meaning: mjd (majide), mjsk (majisuka)..

・ ktkr ・
pronunciation: kitakore (キタコレ).
meaning: (after much anticipation) finally it's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

・ (ry ・
pronunciation: ryaku (略). literal meaning: omitted.
used at the end of an unfinished phrase when one feels like omitting the rest of the words/when it's really obvious what he/she's going to say next.

・ リア充 ・
pronunciation: riajuu. abbreviation of "riaru ga juujitsu (リアル[現実の生活]が充実)".
riaru = real --> reality life. juujitsu = substantial.
refers to someone who has a "substantial" life, i.e. someone who's not a NEET/hikikomori + has a gf/bf + has a life.

・ アッーーーーー！ ・
pronunciation: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhh......!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
meaning: the moaning sound of a certain gay man (during s3x?) from "A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream", probably one of the most famous gay videos in Japan? please refer to *warning R18 - well not really* Babylon Stage34 真夏の夜の淫夢 〜the IMP〜.
used frequently when something "gay" happens.

・ JK ・
pronunciation: jay-kay. abbreviation of (a) "joushikiteki ni kangaero (常識的に考えろ)"; or (b) "joshikousei (女子高生)".
meaning: (a) think commonsensically (often in an annoyed tone); (b) senior high school girl(s).

・ だれうま ・
pronunciation: dareuma. abbreviation of "dare ga umai koto ie (誰が上手いこと言え)".
literal meaning: someone please say something nice (i.e. praise) to him/her!
praise word, used when someone makes a clever comment.

・ 今北産業 ・
pronunciation: imakitasangyou. = 今来た三行 (just came, three lines).
abbreviation of "ima kita watashi ni koremade no nagare wo sangyou de setsumei shite kudasai (今来た私にこれまでの流れを三行で説明してください)".
meaning: i've just come/entered (the thread), can anyone please explain to me the flow/contents of the topic up to now in three lines?

・ 静岡 ・
originally it's Shizuoka, the name of a prefecture in Japan.
in this context.. 静(shizuka) = silent. 岡(oka) = hill.
∴静岡 = Silent Hill. <-- the name of a movie/horror game by KONAMI.

・ 鯖 ・
pronunciation: saba.
--> saabaa (サーバー) = web server.

・ 升 ・
--> chiito (チート) = cheat.

・ ノシ ・
[action] *waves hand*


simple exercise:
Q: what do these mean?
オワタ。ハジマタ。馬杉。ワロス。プゲラ。ノ。空気嫁。池面。

hint.. if you read them out loud they sound like this.
owata. hajimata. umasugi. warosu. pugera. ノ. kuukiyome. ikemen.

others:
ネ申 ( --> 神 [kami; god])。
アソパソマソ (asopasomaso --> アンパンマン [anpanman; an anime character])。
スマソ (sumaso --> スマン [suman; sorry])。
タヒね ( --> 死ね [shine; die]) **also 氏ね
儲 ( --> 信者 [shinja; here it means something like "hardcore fans", too lazy to explain it in more detail])
K殺 ( --> 警察 [keisatsu; police])


^p^